Yesterday

What a day.

In chronological order:
- Discovered this gem of a website
- Discovered it was National Talk Like a Pirate Day
- Talked like a pirate
- Went to Subway to place an order that took thirty minutes to fufill (Nine five dollar foot longs take time)
- Took off band-aid
- Went to emergency room
- Returned from emergency room
- Brushed corn starch through hair
- Went to lame western themed church dance